anyone between the ages of 18 and 25 (via prettyboystyles)
I can’t believe someone made a fucking audio post for that stupid deer picture I made. this is unbelievable. I’ve reached a new level of sentience. I am unstoppable. I am the alpha and the omega.
this is my favourite fucking picture on the internet and the fact that it has an accompanying audio post makes me wanna cry tears of joy.
I’ll bet you’d look adorable grasping at the sheets on my bed
•go to the bathroom to escape
•feel very uncomfortable without a phone or some other crutch
•dwell on a small awkward moment for much longer than necessary
•never go to any social event without a person that makes you feel comfortable
•follow said person way too much
•worry about the person beginning to find you obnoxious
•faking an illness to get out of a social event
•Dont buy something necessary because the cashier is intimidating.